• 1980 lyrics: If you leave, don't leave now. Please don't take my heart away. Promise me just one more night. Then we'll go our separate ways
  • 2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt
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osnapitzvavan:

THIS IS SO FREAKING CUTE OMG :´D 

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9gag:

Adam Sandler Doesn’t Beat His Kids
cyprian14:

Don’t bring a girl to the NBA finals, she’ll get bored.

cyprian14:

Don’t bring a girl to the NBA finals, she’ll get bored.

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churchpantsandparolebaby:

»Fandom: iCarly»OTP: Sam/Freddie»Genre: Romantic Comedy 
First I made Sam & Freddie’s relationship into a Romantic Drama movie. Now, I’ve made it into a romantic comedy movie. I blame procrastination…

churchpantsandparolebaby:

»Fandom: iCarly
»OTP: Sam/Freddie
»Genre: Romantic Comedy 

First I made Sam & Freddie’s relationship into a Romantic Drama movie. Now, I’ve made it into a romantic comedy movie. I blame procrastination…

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